do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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