I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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