If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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