When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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