I wish i was in the wii world.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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