So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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