It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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