I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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