I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
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I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize