Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it's like iHOP with fire
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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