Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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