I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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