Is it normal to miss your booty call?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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