IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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