You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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