Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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