I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
do herpes really smell.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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