Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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