We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Your dad touched me again.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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