you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My vagina just clenched in fear
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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