hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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