Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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