i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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