worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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