return my video game
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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