Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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