that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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