I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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