Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So much rum. So many feels.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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