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dude i'm inner monologue high
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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