STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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