Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am naked and annoyed.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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