the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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