People with herpes should wear stickers.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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