my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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