Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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