Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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