dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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