True but thats because hes a fetus.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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