You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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