Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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