It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
