Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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