as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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