so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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