i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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