just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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