We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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