How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Let's paint friendship bongs
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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