Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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