Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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