im so drunk with asians
where?
always
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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