I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I think your dad took our porno
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I have post one night stand depression
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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