last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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