u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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