woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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