It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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